Dee Perez-Scott: An Obamanite

Maxine says: If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will.....



The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
New Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
And the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
Call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
And threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
In the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
Who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
The "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
Stickers off the road.
--David Letterman