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Saturday, April 21, 2012
Dee Perez-Scott: As an Activist, YOU must join the movement
THE
"OCCUPY GOLF" MOVEMENT
WE NEED TO BE HEARD!!!
I am a member of golf's lower 99%.
I am an indifferent golfer,
there is no way I could ever make it
to the professional level.
I will never put in the practice
Time to be the best.
I will never have the shots,
skills, or mental toughness
to make it in the sport.
I just never felt like working
all that hard at it.
However,
I am a part of the
golfing community,
as such,
feel I should be paid
by the top 1% of golfers
for what I do.
It isn't fair that those players
who have worked harder,
have studied the game
more carefully,
have better equipment,
are more skilled and dedicated
should make all that BIG money.
Where's my share?
I am a Victim!
The top 1% should pay for
my club memberships
and green fees and lessons,
buy me new clubs, balls,
clothes and shoes, and
pay me some of their winnings.
They can afford it.
They are The Rich.
The whole system should be changed
to accommodate people like me.
I think we should get together
and "occupy" a golf course;
demand that those who are
better at what they do,
pay for us who generally suck.
Whining should get us something -
maybe we'll make the cover of
Time Magazine
And garnish some public sympathy.
Hey, during this election year,
we may even get a law or two
passed by legislators who want
our votes.
The
"Occupy Golf "
Movement
P.S. - Don't mention this to Racquetball players!
We thought of it first!!!
--
R. J. "Rusty" Oenbrink DO
rjo2do@gmail.com
God Bless America!
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